Another Friday - always another Friday. I’d better be careful or I might go all philosophical in my rant. Yesterday sucked most heinously. When I woke up my foot was so cramped that I couldn’t walk. Charming. I managed to hop around the house and called work to say I couldn’t come in. The joys of Rheumatoid Arthritis. Fabu-fuckin-tacular!
Why couldn’t I have inherited a house in Tuscany instead? That’s the misery of having grown up in a lower socio-economic group of a dirt poor family. Maybe it’s wrong to say my family was poor - when my old dad left for Nirvana he was worth about 800 thousand smackers. Mind you he was the cheapest son of a … you’d ever meet. Always moaning about rainy days but when it rained on him is was too late - his saved money didn’t help.
And I inherited his nasty genes. I’m carrying haemochromatosis and have full blown RA. Well, I have to look on the bright side - at least I didn’t inherit my mother’s insanity - left that for my erstwhile brothers. They’re such arseholes, I begged my dad to tell me I was adopted. He simply laughed at me.
So today the foot isn’t so bad, I’ve managed to walk on it and hobbled around Parliament like the living dead. Now my hands feel like some bastard in combat boots has stomped on them. With special attention to my pinkies. Pain sucks. I’ll have to munch some coedine before I go to bed.
Q has finished his graveyard shifts for a few days and I get to sleep with him tonight - for the whole night. He’s just so beautiful it’s painful. I now know why so many songs and poems have been writted about the agony of love - and of course the ecstasy as well.
My good friends L & D have their baby E - now 6 months old. They sent me a pic and I’ve printed if off and stuck it on the wall near my desk. He’s just the cutest little booger you could imagine. I could almost hear my hormones crying out in anquish at having missed out on the joys of procreation - mind you most women I know my age tell me just how bloody lucky I am to not have the responsibility. I think I’ll stick to my two cats for now.
Q wants to buy a puppy and even that has me a little worried. My only real experience of dogs is the snarling variety.